I said, "Wow, Ella, you okay?"
And she said, "What, it was just a water fart?"
I said, "Water fart? As in the water farted?"
Ella, "Yeah." (with a look like duh)
Me, "Oh, I had no idea water could fart."
Like I am supposed to believe that! Such a lady she is!!!
And just because this needs a picture here's one my good friend Leslie took of her over spring break in San Antonio. Can you goes what the background is?
